Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. This book continues the saga of uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm.

Follow Clarkson as he attempts a new venture: opening a pub named The Farmer’s Dog, featuring all British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. Discover the challenges of landlording, from plumbing failures to electricity outages, all while navigating sustainable farming initiatives and dealing with a headbutting goat.

• A collection of missteps and antics from Diddly Squat Farm.
• Details the launch of The Farmer’s Dog pub venture.
• Features recurring characters like Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald.
• Written by Jeremy Clarkson, author of the Sunday Times Bestsellers.

• Author: Jeremy Clarkson
• Binding: paperback
• Language: English
• Publication Date: 21 May 2026
• Publisher: Penguin
• Print Length: 224 pages
• ISBN-10: 1405981970
• ISBN-13: 978-1405981972
• Dimensions: 12.7 x 2.6 x 19.8 cm
• Weight: 162 g
• Series Information: Book 5 of 5 in the Diddly Squat series

This book is a must-read for fans of the TV series Clarkson's Farm, offering more of the signature humor and farming chaos.