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Smiffys Curly Turd Brown Novelty Joke Accessory for Fancy Dress
- Regular price
- £5.66
- セール価格
- £5.66
- Regular price
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No surprise fees on delivery. Any import duties are settled at checkout — never on your doorstep.
All delivery timeframes start from the day after you place your order, unless otherwise specified.
Delivery times & costs by country
Australia FREE · 6 to 15 business days
Standard International
6 to 15 business days
FREE
Express International
5 to 10 business days
$15.00 AUD
Free over $200.00 AUD
Express is FREE on orders over $200.00 AUD
Austria FREE · 4 to 11 business days
Standard International
4 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 7 business days
€6.95 EUR
Belgium FREE · 5 to 11 business days
Standard International
5 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 7 business days
€6.95 EUR
Canada FREE · 6 to 17 business days
Standard International
6 to 17 business days
FREE
Express International
4 to 13 business days
$10.00 CAD
Denmark FREE · 5 to 11 business days
Standard International
5 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 7 business days
kr 80.00 DKK
France FREE · 5 to 11 business days
Standard International
5 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
5 to 9 business days
€6.95 EUR
Germany FREE · 4 to 11 business days
Standard International
4 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 7 business days
€6.95 EUR
Hong Kong From $38.00 HKD (weight-based) · 3 to 17 business days
Standard International
3 to 17 business days
From $38.00 HKD (weight-based)
Express International
2 to 11 business days
From $76.00 HKD (weight-based)
Ireland FREE · 3 to 11 business days
Standard International
3 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
3 to 9 business days
€6.95 EUR
Japan FREE · 7 to 12 business days
Standard International
7 to 12 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 11 business days
¥1,800 JPY
Netherlands FREE · 4 to 11 business days
Standard International
4 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
3 to 9 business days
€5.95 EUR
New Zealand FREE · 4 to 12 business days
Standard International
4 to 12 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 11 business days
$24.00 NZD
Poland FREE · 2 to 11 business days
Standard International
2 to 11 business days
FREE
Express International
2 to 7 business days
38.00 PLN
Singapore FREE · 4 to 10 business days
Standard International
4 to 10 business days
FREE
Express International
3 to 7 business days
$12.00 SGD
Switzerland FREE · 3 to 13 business days
Standard International
3 to 13 business days
FREE
Express International
3 to 5 business days
CHF 10.00
United Arab Emirates FREE · 7 to 12 business days
Standard International
7 to 12 business days
FREE
Express
6 to 10 business days
AED 40.00
United Kingdom FREE · 2 to 4 business days
Standard Delivery
2 to 4 business days
FREE
Express Delivery
2 to 4 business days
£2.99 GBP
Free over £100.00 GBP
Express is FREE on orders over £100.00 GBP
United States FREE · 4 to 11 business days
Express International
4 to 11 business days
FREE
How your order travels
- Order placed Confirmation email sent instantly
- Processing Picked & packed with care
- Shipped Shipping confirmation sent
- In transit On its way to you
- Delivered Enjoy your purchase!
Easy 30-day returns
Changed your mind? No problem.
- Contact us. Start a return request and tell us about your item. We'll provide a return authorization and detailed instructions.
- Ship it back. Pack your item in its original condition with all tags attached. Use our label or your preferred carrier.
- Get refunded. Once we receive and inspect your return, we'll process your refund within 5-10 business days.
Questions?
Will I have to pay customs charges in the EU?
No! We ship all orders DDP (Delivery Duty Paid). All VAT and customs duties are included in your order total, so there are no surprise fees — even for orders over €150.
What is the IOSS (Import One-Stop Shop)?
IOSS is an electronic portal for handling VAT on EU imports. What this means for you: We include VAT in all prices and handle customs. Your orders ship DDP, so you pay nothing extra on arrival.
You'll receive confirmation emails when your order ships. Gift card purchases don't count towards free delivery. We cannot deliver to military addresses in EU countries. Problems? Contact us.
Promo code - 5% Off your First Order
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- Regular price
- £5.66
- セール価格
- £5.66
- Regular price
-
Description
Play a hilarious prank with this realistic curly turd from Smiffys. Made from fabric and measuring 18.8 x 9.8 x 1.8 cm, this brown novelty accessory is perfect for comedy dress-up, gag gifts, or adding a funny twist to your costume.
- Includes 1 x Curly Turd, Brown Trick or Turd novelty item
- Material: Fabric
- Dimensions: 18.8 x 9.8 x 1.8 cm; weight: 0.02 g
- No assembly or batteries required
- One size only
- Packaged in official Smiffys branded packaging
Smiffys has been a trusted name in fancy dress for over 125 years, offering costumes, wigs, makeup, and accessories that meet EN71 and Nightwear (Safety) standards for children’s products. Ideal for family fun and festive pranks.
EAN:
5020570110010
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